Why am I always hungry??

I am sick of being hungry. I just ate and now I am already fantasizing about what I will eat next, and when..I want food. always. I pull out my phone calculator to type in what I have eaten and today I am tired it!!! At this moment I would like to dive into a sushi bar buffet, eat an entire pizza, eat HEB's glorious guacamole with a massive spoon...consume Doritos in mass proportions followed by mac n' cheese and a Chipotle burrito. There is something very wrong here today.

I believe I want these things because after eating LOW everything and NO everything, everyday for YEARS...I'm starting to see it doesn't matter if I have a hand full of chips or a hand full of celery...the results remain the same.

I get so annoyed hearing about how I should grab a nice celery stick for a snack, or maybe figs and flax seeds. Figs? Flax seeds?? WTF? And what isle would I find the Flax on???

Oh...or when you read on yahoo home page as if it's a new earth shattering discovery: "DID YOU KNOW IF YOU GAVE UP SODA YOU WILL DROP TONS OF WEIGHT?"

YES! I knew that a-hole guy at yahoo!! But I don't even drink soda and never have...NEXT brilliant tip I haven't heard 167599 times, please???

I am by no means a regular junk food eater and consider myself to eat very healthy almost every day. Apparently I am the only asshole that CANNOT lose weight after changing everything to: whole grain, whole wheat, LOW cal, LOW fat, LOW carb, LOW sugar. I suppose my new diet should be the following: NO CAL NO FAT NO CARB NO SUGAR NO TASTE... "NO F-ING anything" diet. I can have water and celery due it's negative calorie content. After all, chewing it burns cals, F yeah lets get to eating that tasteless shit! No wonder celery sucks. There is nothing in it! I mean dammit, by choice I don't drink soda, ever! I don't even like sugar much, I never drink calories UNLESS it contains alcohol.

So today I feel like overdosing on all things bad and lard filled. Will it really matter if I chose that or a bowl of flax seeds? Doubtful. So...cheers to Big Mac's, brownies, chips and lard! :)

JJ