Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Today's Weather Report: It's HOT as HELL and it will never rain again, ever...


It's MID September. All the Texas a-holes were teased last week with a cold front of 90 degree highs. The mornings were 68, and I saw little douche bag skater boys walking to the bus stop in jackets. Why? Just, why? For a second I thought, oh goodie...fall is making an appearance to let us know that he is on the way! NO. It's back to being so hot that I put meat outside for ten mins yesterday rather than thaw it in the sink for 8 hours. I believe that this town is about to just blow up into a massive ball of shit fire. That's all I have to say today.

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