Fashion gone wrong, or are we just getting old???

So forgive me...I am new at this and somewhat addicted. I hope my lameness doesn't lead me to post something every couple hours..Oh well if it does.

Ok, so I went online shopping earlier and have come to the conclusion that either I am getting really old and have no sense of fashion anymore OR fashion is in the shit lately. Can someone explain why the following are considered cute to some people??? These are two of the worst trends I have ever seen! Jeggings does NO ONE any favors! You may as well wear tights, or no pants at all. These pants are so unflattering you may as well wear a sign that says MUFFIN TOP HERE! You pretty much have to weight 57 pounds and be 6 feet tall for this to work and even then they are still hideous. Why don't we add the gladiator sandle to the picture...this looks like some shoe out of Troy and I can see Brad Pitt wearing them right now. They are so damn thin you can probably only get a couple days use of these shitty shoes before your toes start to wither away from walking around in them. Ok, we are done... C&J