Allergies, Fat and obsessing over sushi

So what is the deal with allergies? I never had them before and I guess now that the 30's have hit, everything has to start sucking. I do not understand how a damn tree, or plant can make my head feel like it weighs 900 pounds. Along with the 900 pound head is a headache, probably caused by the 900 pounds I am carrying. Then my throat is draining and annoying the shit out me (if only that were literally true). I want to stab every stupid a-hole coworker i have dealings with today! Ok, that leads me to my fat. I hate those days when you are already annoyed at your head and throat issues and your clothes just don't sit right on your body. You constantly tug at them, pull them, try and stretch them to allow your protruding bloated stomach half an inch to breathe. To top this all off, all I want to eat today and every f-ing day is sushi. Great. Just what my bloated ass needs, creamy fatty goodness wrapped in carbs to add to the fat stomach. I can't get enough damn sushi and I am starting to think I have a serious problem here. I could survive on sushi and wine every day and I am almost considering being fat for the rest of my life just to be to have my two loves daily. Oh and one more thing to end my lovely morning post...I am the only one who wants to punch everyone that says things in reference to that fact that tomorrow is Friday. YES, tomorrow is Friday. TOMORROW...not TODAY SO HOW DOES THIS HELP ME TODAY? Well this is not exactly the cheery shit most people post, especially for a first blog but this is how it goes today. I am sure there will be plenty of sweet and lovely things to talk about as the days pass. For now, it's time to go stuff my face and hope I poo immediately after! :) More from C&J to come!