So I should posted this first before I went all post crazy ..... We are C & J. Best friends for 15 years and total opposites. We got lucky and it just so happens our shitty day jobs are less than a mile apart, so we go to lunch EVERY single day...unless C is being weird and wants to go to the mall instead (Which I hate)...OR when J (me) is in a major funk and needs to sulk in the car with a ghetto mini wine from the gas station. Otherwise we go to lunch. We love reading blogs and then talking about the people as if they are our friends, so we then decided to make one too so we can be real friends with our imaginary friends. We thought we'd share our lunch time talks with anyone that might care. So let's do this thing.. :)
So forgive me...I am new at this and somewhat addicted. I hope my lameness doesn't lead me to post something every couple hours..Oh well if it does.
Ok, so I went online shopping earlier and have come to the conclusion that either I am getting really old and have no sense of fashion anymore OR fashion is in the shit lately. Can someone explain why the following are considered cute to some people??? These are two of the worst trends I have ever seen! Jeggings does NO ONE any favors! You may as well wear tights, or no pants at all. These pants are so unflattering you may as well wear a sign that says MUFFIN TOP HERE! You pretty much have to weight 57 pounds and be 6 feet tall for this to work and even then they are still hideous. Why don't we add the gladiator sandle to the picture...this looks like some shoe out of Troy and I can see Brad Pitt wearing them right now. They are so damn thin you can probably only get a couple days use of these shitty shoes before your toes start to wither away from walking around in them. Ok, we are done... C&J
So what is the deal with allergies? I never had them before and I guess now that the 30's have hit, everything has to start sucking. I do not understand how a damn tree, or plant can make my head feel like it weighs 900 pounds. Along with the 900 pound head is a headache, probably caused by the 900 pounds I am carrying. Then my throat is draining and annoying the shit out me (if only that were literally true). I want to stab every stupid a-hole coworker i have dealings with today! Ok, that leads me to my fat. I hate those days when you are already annoyed at your head and throat issues and your clothes just don't sit right on your body. You constantly tug at them, pull them, try and stretch them to allow your protruding bloated stomach half an inch to breathe. To top this all off, all I want to eat today and every f-ing day is sushi. Great. Just what my bloated ass needs, creamy fatty goodness wrapped in carbs to add to the fat stomach. I can't get enough damn sushi and I am starting to think I have a serious problem here. I could survive on sushi and wine every day and I am almost considering being fat for the rest of my life just to be to have my two loves daily. Oh and one more thing to end my lovely morning post...I am the only one who wants to punch everyone that says things in reference to that fact that tomorrow is Friday. YES, tomorrow is Friday. TOMORROW...not TODAY SO HOW DOES THIS HELP ME TODAY? Well this is not exactly the cheery shit most people post, especially for a first blog but this is how it goes today. I am sure there will be plenty of sweet and lovely things to talk about as the days pass. For now, it's time to go stuff my face and hope I poo immediately after! :) More from C&J to come!
